melissa - 22 - fangirl - scientist - addicted to tv shows, movies and the internet.
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The Lessons Of Lost
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The Lessons Of Lost (x)
These are the lessons we know,
Learned from a TV show.
Lost will stay with us wherever we go.
These are the lessons we know.
If your plane rips apart and you somehow survive,
Your health will take a dive if help does not arrive.
Time for a meal and you feel like you’re going to die-ie-ie (don’t cry, because)
Food always falls from the sky-y-y.
Food always falls from the sky. (oh yeah)
Explosives seem like fun but they can be tough to master,
A freighter and two submarines all ended in disaster.
Stay far away or you’ll be like Illana and Arzt,
Because everything’s falling apaaart.
Everyone’s blowing apart.
These are the lessons we know,
Learned from a TV show.
Lost will stay with us wherever we go.
These are the lessons we know.
And knowing what I know,
I’m glad I’m stranded with strangers, living through dangers,
Together or alone, we’re accident-prone.
Bombs are exploding,
Pregnancies showing,
No matter where I go,
The island’s my home.
Don’t try to change the past,
Or the aftermath will likely end up killing half the cast.
You bleed from your nose or could be shot from behind by your mom (stay calm and)
Whatever you do, never hit the bomb,
Never hit the bomb. (just detonate okay)
Think twice if you run into a friend
Who you’re pretty sure had previously met his gruesome end.
He flies through the jungle and rumbles with expert’s skill.
Smoke may be hazardous to your health,
Smoke may be bad for your health.
Smoke may throw you in the air and slam you on the ground,
Or push you down a well or snap your neck or shoot you (yeehaw!)
These are the lessons we know,
Learned from a TV show.
Lost will be with me wherever I go.
These are the lessons we know.
English is easy to learn and forget,
Never stand too close to the turbine of a jet.
Digging a grave that’s meant for you,
Will take some time if you’re using bamboo.
Sex is better in a cage,
Walt is giant for his age.
When the powerball number is 42,
A great prize or great demise is waiting for you.
If you wanna save the hatch, better listen to Locke,
Push the button around the clock.
Into the temple’s pool you’ll dive
If you are perishing and want to stay alive.
The leader we loved and the monster we hated,
Like everyone else they’re super related.
Cave drawings always indicate,
That you will be a candidate.
If you wish the island to remain,
You better dive down and plug the drain.
A sheppard, a father, a drinker, a ghost,
Christian will point us to what we love the most.
An Ajira round trip ticket provides,
A narrow escape to the skies.
A pilot and a dog are a man’s best friend,
They’ll run away but always return in the end.
And knowing what I know,
I’m glad I’m stranded with strangers, living through dangers,
Together or alone, we’re accident-prone.
Bombs are exploding,
Smoke is still flowing,
Walt is still growing,
No matter where I go,
The island’s my home.
The island is my home.
There are no shortcuts, no do-overs. What happened, happened. Trust me, I know. All of this matters. You can let it go.
(Source: britneyslost)
Renovated my sister’s Guess Who game. It is now Guess Superwholock. I am pleased.
I was play guess superwholock
“Are you gorgeous?”
“They’re all gorgeous, you need to ask more specific questions..”
“Do you frequently break hearts?”
“…”“Have you appeared to have died on screen?”
“No…”
*half the board goes down*“Have you died one hundred times in one episode?”
“God dammit you can’t ask questions that specific!”
Well… heres a game we need to play at a meetup
do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless
